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Oh and you totally need a Twitter account.
Go get one. Then you can join the ranks of nonsensical banter with me.
Then go here, and enjoy. I think I peed a little…
So now that you’ve clicked…….
Yes, that can be my next tweet is just about the funniest thing ever?! No? Then why are you even reading this blog? For the poetry? 😉
Plus, it’s a great way to kill time at your boring office job. That is, if you can muffle your laughter?
So, go to this site, and plug in your Twitter username for your results. It’s awesome. And weird. And vaguely enlightening?
Here are some of mine I found amusing:
Day Billy Crystal makes me until I’ve failed to bed last night, and think I could never walk in lieu of.
Apparently something old…Day Old Skool Day Bull penis. (hee-hee…penis)
😛 I’d take the Pacific NW Remind me how much I am extra exclamation points excited. Shuddup. : Totally! (Apparently, I’m a Valley Girl?)
Oh no. Fuck. Thank you! : Malakh: An Angelic Novella by Sharon Gerlach Day So pretty….. (Sharon, you’re a holiday now?!)
I’m open for the human race……
*runs off from the sober chick
Marked as well…. I’m talking about?! And then I know it?! It’s the other such nonsense He marcado un. (And now I speak in foreign languages…)
Fuck if you in the back of Judgement in Portland tonight? Either that was in the bed.
Day post……..* *head desk* FUCK?! Omigod. I saw a YouTube video in Death, by Kait Nolan Long overdue! (I use “fuck” a lot.)
I might be friends? Day post……..* *head desk* FUCK?! Omigod. I saw a bit harsh ~ Um wha? Hell yeah!
*head desk* FUCK?! Omigod. I talk to Concrete Blonde BF only had a nerd thing?
Day Operation Control FTW! Click link if my mom about sums me want to unclick the sink with a bit low! (I really have no idea what that’s about…)
Whoa. I think I received a blood stain on my sobriety blog!
Apparently, I’ve been a really awesome book? Please read me?!
Let us go forth, the Soul today: sometimes i don’t have no fear….” I will continue to shoot against the? (Oh the grammar is killing me?!)
I did! You want to Project Dumping The Demon Slayer Day Meet The monster awaketh?! Oh wait. (snort)
And smell of local people are they even talking about. (What???)
5 of baby formula in there.
You can use something catastrophic.
Not yet. Tomorrow on the difference between glucose and I’m drunk now? Except not?
Ooh! Pumpkin time?! Don’t talk to jump.
Werewolf cops! book to bed last night, and upside down bumps. Everything Will Be Fine Let us go forth.
I apologize for his number on the shower?! Hmmm……
Day Gription and my laptop may have officially turned the bed.
And my personal favorite:
There’s a blood stain on the World!
Apparently, I tweet “blood stain” a lot?!
And “fuck”. Obsessively…..
This is mildly disturbing.